life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

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sinning-is-winning:

IM FUCKING DYINg
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m4ge:

You think the college emails are going to stop once you decide on a college to attend? Nope here come the “TRANSFER HERE!!!!!!!!” emails

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin)

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dripping-adorableness:

designed-for-life:

Backyard pool built into the existing limestone quarry. Love it!


Holy Jesus