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When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”
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"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
Best comeback EVER!
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do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system